Dear Ben and Brad: Please stop stealing my "Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. You caught me in a thoughtful pensive moment outside of 1800" pose. You're biting my style, and riding my coat tails. You'll both be hearing from my lawyer.
PAYING FOR VOTES IS A CRIME! Adam: Your lawyer and I have reached a settlement amount. You will be paid $2.50 for style infringement, which I still feel is over-valuing your style. However, your lawyer was firm on the amount. Expect a money order late in the week.
2) Each participant must have their picture taken Wednesday at the 1500 office wearing their tie, or have their picture to Ben by 1:00 PM Wednesday.
3) Voting is opened at the end of the day Wednesday and is open for one week.
4) The winner's picture is moved to the Tie Showdown Hall of Champions.
5) The organizers reserve the right to determine what constitutes "wearing a tie" as well as organize the showdown as necessary to accommodate all interested parties.
6) No more babies... really... it's just not fair... and no pets either, I know you're thinking about it.
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9 comments:
Yay! No more slide show! Good job guys!
Is anybody else starting to worry about Cat? A big win followed by a scandal and increasingly worrisome entries? Do we need an intervention?
Dear Ben and Brad: Please stop stealing my "Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. You caught me in a thoughtful pensive moment outside of 1800" pose. You're biting my style, and riding my coat tails. You'll both be hearing from my lawyer.
ADAM, LISTEN! You've been coat tailing me for months. I've been wearing a tie since BEFORE YOU CAME TO THE COMPANY.
p.s. I had tea with your lawyer, we're discussing a settlement.
I WILL SETTLE NOTHING. I WILL SUE.... ps: something's up with Theresa's votes.... i smell LOBBYING!
Theresa's outfit is borderline spectacular. Lobbying aside, it would be a solid win.
What's your beef with lobbying anyway?
PAYING FOR VOTES IS A CRIME!
Adam: Your lawyer and I have reached a settlement amount. You will be paid $2.50 for style infringement, which I still feel is over-valuing your style. However, your lawyer was firm on the amount. Expect a money order late in the week.
Adam, don't you realize that you don't have to lobby when everyone can see how awesome you are?
Thank you Colin for recognizing my spectacularness.
You are welcome, T! I have the best name ever picked out for your inevitable victory.
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